The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked:
“Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”
Maria:
“Well, Senora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.”
“The first is that I iron better than you.”
Wife:
“Who said you iron better than me?”
Maria:
“Jor huzban he say so.”
Wife:
“Oh yeah?”
Maria:
“The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”
Wife:
“Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”
Maria:
“Jor hozban did.”
Wife increasingly agitated, “Oh he did did he???”
Maria:
“The third reason is that I am better at sеx than you in the bed.”
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.
“And did my husband say that as well?”
Maria:
“No Senora……., The gardener did.”
Wife:
“So how much do you want?”