The Native American Clock

A cowboy rides in the desert and comes upon a Native American lying nакеd with a hard-on. He asks, "What are you doing?"
The nакеd man replies, "I'm finding out the time - it is 12:15."
The cowboy looks at his watch and thinks, "Wow, it really is 12:15."
The cowboy continues and sees another Native American lying nакеd with a hard-on. He asks, "What are you doing?"
The nакеd man replies, "I'm seeing what time it is - it is 3:15."
The cowboy looks at his watch and that is the correct time. The cowboy continues and finds a third Native American lying nакеd on the ground, маsтurватing.
The cowboy asks what he's doing and he replies, "I'm winding my watch."

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