The Olympics of who has more children.
A battle between an American, a Brit, and a Filipino.
It's a competition of who has the most number of children the story of how the Filipino beat the American and a Brit.
It's the Olympics and a lot of audience gathered in a dome, a massive 80,000-seater oval dome. All seats are filled. Even the stairs and hallways are filled with people who can't find seats anywhere. It was the contest of the century.
First contestant is the American.. He walked into the middle of the dome and asked for the gates to be opened. In came 6 blue buses. Then all of the people inside the buses came out. All wearing blue with their father's family name on yheir chest. The American shouted.. "I present to you... my children. The crowd gave an applause.
All 300 people in the buses were fathered by the American. The crowd gave a gentle applause and the American was very proud. He thinks to himself. "Ah, with 300 children, who can beat me?" he walks proudly to the side of the grounds with his kids with his сhin high and fists in the air. The judges were impressed and gave an approving nod while clapping. Not bad.. Not bad..
The Brit was not impressed though. He shouted to the American. "Is that it? Did you think this is amateur's night?"
He knows he got more. To prove that, he walks into the middle of the dome and asked the croed to calm down. He then asked for the dome roof to be opened. The judges were confused but as soon as the dome roofs were opened, 500 men and women came floating down on red parachutes bearing their family inisgnia. All of them, the Brit's offsprings. The Brit shouted, "My children!" The American was shocked. He didn't think the Brit could beat him. The crowd gave an applause slightly louder than what the American got.
How could anyone beat that? How could the Filipino even beat that?
The Brit walked on to the other side of the dome with his children mighty and proud. Already assuming he's won. The crowd gave an applause and the Brit vowed shouting his thanks.
Third and final contestant, the Filipino.
He walked into the middle of the dome with nothing around to be seen that could be carrying his offsprings. The crowd goes silent. He stood very still doing nothing. A minute passed, still nothing. The judges were confused. They did not know if the Filipino even know what contest he joined into. Looks like he's gonna lose. He was just there, silently standing in the middle of the dome. The judges, keeps looking around looking for any indication of something that could be hiding his children that might be waiting for a grand entrance or something.
The Brit laughed at his opponent already thinking that he won and that the Filipino doesn't have have any offsprings at all. The brit's children joined in and started to laugh at the Filipino too. Even the American and his kids joined in booing and laughing at the Filipino. A minute of laughter amd booing from the two camps all while the Filipino just standing there.
But suddenly, the Filipino raised his hands and the crowd goes silent. Very silent that you could hear the birds chirping. All the more the Brit, American and judges were confused.
Then, it started. A tiny sound from the back of the crowd slowly, steadily growing chant. "What the hеll is happening? What are they chanting?" The Brit's smile suddenly turned into a shocked look.
Still, the chant can be heard growing louder and louder every second.. Then finally... The Brit understood what they were singing. From a soft noise, it's now very clear. The judges can now understood every word that the crowd is chanting.
The crowd was chanting "Daddy! Go, go, go! Daddy! Go, go, go! Daddy!" like a football game's crowd singing wildly when a goal has gone in.
The crowd bursts into a booming sound. Cheering. Whistles here and there. Howling. A massive applause. The crowd goes wild!
"Go Dadddddyyyy!"
"Yeah dad!"
Apparently, the whole dome is filled with his children. All 80,000 seats, filled with his children. Even the people on the stairs and hallways are his kids. Cheering for their dad.
It's clear who the champion is.
And that's the story of how the Filipino gathered all his offsprings to be the only audience to a contest he's in.
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