The police knocked on my door this evening. “Where were you around 8:05 last night sir?” asked the officer. “Funny you should ask,” I replied. “I took the wife upstairs at 8 pm to make love.” “That’s true,” my wife shouted over, “but fuск knows where he was at five past.”
The police knocked on my door this evening.
“Where were you around 8:05 last night sir?” asked the officer.
“Funny you should ask,” I replied. “I took the wife upstairs at 8 pm to make love.”
“That’s true,” my wife shouted over, “but fuск knows where he was at five past.”