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The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.Two wrongs are only the beginning.Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.Borrow money from pessimists, they don't expect it back.Half the people you know are below average.
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