The professor said, “Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow for the midterm exam. I might consider something like a car crash, or a death in the family, but that’s all.”
A student in the back of the room asked “What if I am suffering from complete sеxuаl exhaustion?”
The whole class laughed, but was silenced when the professor said, “Well, I guess you will have to write the exam with your other hand.”