The redneck farmer was disturbed when he found out his son was маsтurватing several times a day out in the barn. “Kevin, you gotta quit that! Go out and giт yo’self a wife.” So Kevin went out and found himself a pretty young girl, to whom he got married. But a week or so after the wedding, the farmer found his son choking the chicken again. “You crazy boy!” he yelled, “That Julie-Kaye’s a fine young gal!” “I know Paw,” Kevin replied, “but her arms get tired sometimes!”
The redneck farmer was disturbed when he found out his son was маsтurватing several times a day out in the barn.
“Kevin, you gotta quit that! Go out and giт yo’self a wife.”
So Kevin went out and found himself a pretty young girl, to whom he got married.
But a week or so after the wedding, the farmer found his son choking the chicken again.
“You crazy boy!” he yelled, “That Julie-Kaye’s a fine young gal!”
“I know Paw,” Kevin replied, “but her arms get tired sometimes!”