- - The spouse who snores the loudest always falls asleep first. - - The product you are most embarrassed to buy must be price-checked over the intercom. - - The heavier the load and the farther...

- - The spouse who snores the loudest always falls asleep first.
- - The product you are most embarrassed to buy must be price-checked over the intercom.
- - The heavier the load and the farther you must carry it, the more your nose itches.
- -The original will be found when a replacement is bought.
- - When you have a deadline, the printer always runs out of toner.
- - When you have to get up early, a power surge knocks out the alarm clock in the night.
- - Technical instructions are in three languages: Spanish, French and Geek.
- - On the verge of completing a major spreadsheet, you will mysteriously perform an "illegal operation" and erase your work.

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