The teacher asks Timmy: “Why did you bring your cat to school today?” Timmy replies (crying): “I heard daddy telling mommy this morning: ‘Baby, I’m gonna eat that pussy when the kids go to school’.” Учителката пита иванчо: Opettaja kysyi Pikku-Kallelta, miksi oli kissa mukana koulussa? Johon Pikku-Kalle vastasi itkien: kuulin kun posteljooni sanoi äidille että, jahka poikas lähtee kouluun syön sinun mirrisi!

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?"
Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that рussy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"