The Texas Preacher
The new Texas preacher was a dead ringer for Brad Pitt, the film actor and every woman’s heartthrob. One day he decided to visit some of the church members who hadn’t been to service lately.
He went to the first lady’s house and knocked on the door. When she answered the door, she said, “Oh my God, it’s Brad Pitt!”
“No ma’am,” he replied. “I’m your new pastor, and I came to have prayer with you.” So she said, “come right on in.”
He visited several more homes, and everyone thought he was Brad Pitt. Then he came to a young widow woman’s house on the end of the street. She was taking a shower at the time, so she just wrapped a towel around her and opened the door. When she saw her caller, she threw up her hands - which allowed the towel to fall to the floor. “Oh my God!” she exclaimed. “It’s Brad Pitt!” And the preacher said,
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“Hello, Darlin!!”
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