The top ten reasons nipple rings for women are a BAD idea: #10. Pesky delays at airport security scanners. #9. Potential law suits from elderly people with pacemakers looking for an easy buck. #8....

The top ten reasons niррlе rings for women are a BAD idea:
#10. Pesky delays at airport security scanners.
#9. Potential law suits from elderly people with pacemakers looking for an easy buck.
#8. Your minister asks to see the "ring" and in a blonde moment you show him.
#7. For some reason, a simple comb now seems like a real threat.
#6. Mud wrestling as an occupation is no longer an option.
#5. Cats and babies are attracted to shiny things.
#4. You may now have to deal with Velcro nightmares.
#3. The aging process begins to take on a whole new meaning.
#2. Skinny dipping may be a challenge because of artificial lures.
#1. Lightning is not just something that happens to other people anymore.

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