The wife came back from buying her costume for a fancy dress party earlier.
“Stay there baby” she said to me, “while I nip upstairs and put it on to show you.”
She came back down, opened the living room door and stood before me.
“Wow honey, that’s a winning costume you’ve got there.” I told her.
“That’s the most convincing killer whale outfit I’ve ever seen.”
“You fсuкing c*nt!!” she yelled.”I’m going as a nun.”