The wife stormed up to me earlier “Do you know what day it is today?” “Apple pie” I replied. “Ah, funny fuскеr” she snarled, “when’s my birthday?” I said “Strawberry gateaux.” “Fuск you Dave” she screamed before slamming the door. Looks like I’m in the shiт now, I always get in trouble when my memory desserts me.
The wife stormed up to me earlier “Do you know what day it is today?”
“Apple pie” I replied.
“Ah, funny fuскеr” she snarled, “when’s my birthday?”
I said “Strawberry gateaux.”
“Fuск you Dave” she screamed before slamming the door.
Looks like I’m in the shiт now, I always get in trouble when my memory desserts me.