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There are five cows on a farm, one mamma соw and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy соw replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?” The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.” The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?” The momma соw again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!” The momma соw says, “Shut up, Cinderblock!”
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