There are two white South Africans and a black South African in jail discussing why they got locked up. The first white South African begins by saying, “I got five years for assault. The judge said...

There are two white South Africans and a black South African in jail discussing why they got locked up.
The first white South African begins by saying, “I got five years for аssаulт. The judge said that I was very lucky because if it had been аssаulт with intent to кill, I would have gotten ten years.”
The second white South African begins his story. “I got ten years for robbery. The judge said that I was very lucky because if it was armed robbery, I would have gotten fifteen years.”
It is now the black South Africans turn. “I got twenty five years for riding my bike with no lights on. The judge said that I was very lucky because if it had been dark at the time, I would have gotten life.”

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