There is this guy and he wants to marry a girl but he is bad at choosing girls so he has a contest.

There is this guy and he wants to marry a girl but he is bad at choosing girls so he has a contest.
First one to get as many ping pong ваlls as they can is my wife.
The first girl brings back a whole bucket of them. the guy goes good, good.
The 2 girl brings back a truck load of ping pong ваlls. He says, "Wow that will be hard to beat."
Then the 3 girl comes back all вlооdy and bruised and is holding 2 big вlооdy things.
The guy says, "What are those, I said ping pong ваlls."
"Oh,"Says the 3 girl, "I thought you said King Kong's ваlls."

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