There is this man who spent the entire day watching the fishing channel. Once he is done, he goes to the kitchen where his wife is and says "Listen honey, I have just declared it. We are going on a fishing trip, you, me and the dog." The wife then replies "No way, I don't wanna go fishing." The man then replies "Well then I'm going to give you 3 options. 1. You can give me a вlоwjов 2. I can fuск you up the аss or 3. You can just suск it up and go fishing w/me and the dog. Now I'm going to the garage and get everything I need ready. I'll be back in an hour and you better have your answer.
So he goes to the garage, prepares everything and comes back in an hour as promised. "Well, so what do you want to do?" the man asks. "I'll give you a вlоw job." the wife replies. So she starts suскing his diск and after 10 seconds, she starts complaining "Oh my God, this is disgusting, your diск tastes like absolute shiт." The man then replies "Yeah, the dog didn't wanna go either."
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