There once was a farmer with 3 daughters. All three of his daughters were going on a date all on the same night ,so, with the farmer being protective of his daughters, he decided to meet their dates at the front door with a shotgun. The first boy showed up and said "Hi, My names Joe, I'm here for Flo. We're going to see a show. Is she ready to go?" The farmer aproved and sent them on their way. Then the second boy arrived and he said "Hi, My names Eddy, I'm here for betty. We're going to go eat spaghetti. Is she ready?" The farmer aproved and sent them on their way. Then the third boy arrived and her said "Hi my names Chuck-" And the farmer shot him.
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