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There once was a set of...
There once was a set of twin alligators that grew up in the same bayou. One, however, was much larger and stronger than the other.
One day the twins were sitting there talking, and trying to figure out why one was so much вiggеr - since they were the same age, had the same genes, and grew up in the same place. The вiggеr alligator asked his smaller brother where he had been feeding.
The smaller said,
"Down in that parking lot at the end of the bayou, why?"
The вiggеr said,
"Well, thats where I feed too, what's your technique?"
The smaller then looked at him and said,
"Well, I go over to one of those lawyers cars, and hide up under it, when he comes out, I grab him, shake the shiт out of him, and then eat him."
The larger then exclaimed, "That's it! by the time you shake the shiт out of a lawyer, there's nothing left but the briefcase!"
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One day the twins were sitting there talking, and trying to figure out why one was so much вiggеr - since they were the same age, had the same genes, and grew up in the same place. The вiggеr alligator asked his smaller brother where he had been feeding.
The smaller said,
"Down in that parking lot at the end of the bayou, why?"
The вiggеr said,
"Well, thats where I feed too, what's your technique?"
The smaller then looked at him and said,
"Well, I go over to one of those lawyers cars, and hide up under it, when he comes out, I grab him, shake the shiт out of him, and then eat him."
The larger then exclaimed, "That's it! by the time you shake the shiт out of a lawyer, there's nothing left but the briefcase!"