There's a French guy, an Italian guy, an Brit gentleman and a Croatian guy.
The French guy flies to Paris. On his way, he drops a croissant.
Then at Paris airport he sees a kid crying. He asks
"Why are you crying?"
The kid replies "Someone dropped a croisssant on my head!"
Next the Italian guy flies to Rome. On the way down he drops a pizza.
At Roma airport he sees a kid crying.
He asks "Why are you crying?" The kid replies
"Someone dropped a pizza on my head!"
Then the Brit guy flies to London.
On the way he drops a plate of fish and сhiрs.
Then at London Heathrow airport he sees a kid crying.
He asks "Why are you crying?"
The boy replies "Someone dropped a plate of fish and сhiрs on my head!"
Finally the Croatian guy flies to Zagreb.
On the way he drops a bomb
In town he sees a kid laughing, next to a destroyed school.
The guy asks"Why are you laughing?"
The kid replies " I farted and the whole school exploded!
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