There's this old lady at a supermarket. She goes to the produce section. She's rummaging around for a while. Then the Produce Manager sees this and starts talking to her.
Produce Manager: Can I help you ma'am?
Old Lady: I'm trying to find some broccoli.
Produce Manager: We're out of broccoli at the moment.
The old lady starts rummaging again.
Produce Manager: Can I help you ma'am?
Old Lady: I'm trying to find some broccoli.
Produce Manager: I just told you that we don't have any at the moment.
The old lady begins rummaging again.
Produce Manager: Can I help you ma'am?
Old Lady: I'm trying to find some broccoli.
Produce Manager: Is there straw in strawberry?
Old Lady: Yes.
Produce Manager: Is there van in vanilla?
Old Lady: Yes.
Produce Manager: Is there freak in broccoli?
Old Lady: There's no freak in broccoli!
Produce Manager: That's what I've been trying to tell you!!!
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