There was a little boy and girl playing behind the shed. The little boy asks the girl, “can I see your рussy?” …
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The girl was shocked at the question but she was also a very hоrny girl. “Yeah, sure!” She said. She pulled down her раnтiеs and the boy was about to touch it until his mom came and said, “Stop!! Come here now!”…
That night the boy’s mom said, “Don’t you go around messing with girls рussiеs.” The boy asked why.
“Because they have teeth in there and they’re waiting for a punk like you to fall for it and bite.”
Growing up, the boy believed what his mom had said.
On his honey moon his wife said, “Are we going to have sеx?”
“No.” Said the boy
“Why not?” Asked his wife
“Because you have teeth in there.”
“No I don’t. I’ll show you.” His wife took off her раnтiеs and showed him.
“No wonder you have no teeth. Look at the shape your gums are in.”
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