There was a Swedish, Danish and a Norwegain lost in the desert. They eventually found an oasis with a diving board. By that oasis, there was a genie. The genie said that they get to wish what's going to be in the oasis while jumping off of the diving board.
The Norwegian went first. He jumped and said:
"Money!", and landed in a pile of money.
The Danish went second. He jumped and said:
"Вееr!", and landed in a pool of вееr.
The Swedish went last. He was going to act cool, but slipped and yelled:
"Oh shiт!"