There were three criminals and one priest. the first criminal enters the church and says: "I did something horrible on the 15th of January" the priest asks him "well what did you do?" the burgler...

There were three criminals and one priest. the first criminal enters the church and says:
"I did something horrible on the 15th of January" the priest asks him "well what did you do?" the burgler says "i rареd a woman" so the priest tells him to go bathe in holy water and go pray. The very next day the 2nd criminal comes to the priest and says the same thing except he killed a man on the 16th of January, so the priest tells him to go bathe in holy water and pray too. The very next day, Finally the 3rd criminal comes to the priest and says "I DID SOMETHING REALLY REALLY BAD" the priest says "well what did you do?"
And the criminal answers:
"On the 14TH of January................................... i urinated in the holy water"

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