Things Men Don't Say:
- Let's watch Lifetime.
- Sеx is overrated.
- I don't want to go too far on the first date.
- Yes, your sister does have вiggеr вrеаsтs than you.
- Don't we owe your mother a visit?
- I'm relieved I don't have a large реnis weighing me down.
- Dessert goes right to my hips.
- I hate when I miss Oprah.
- Does this suit make me look fат?
- I'll never get tired of listening to Dido.