This is the true story of Cinderella who was the most promiscuous вiтсh in the entire kingdom.
She never said no. She never even said maybe.
One day, her fairy godmother appeared and said, “Cinderella, you just have to stop sсrеwing everybody who approches you. You’ll never be able to marry the Prince if you do.”
Cinderella promised and she tried her damndest, but only a week after her talk with the fairy godmother she was caught with a chimmney sweep and his two assistants.
The fairy godmother became so angry she changed Cinderella’s рussy into a pumpkin.
Two weeks later, the fairy godmother, paying another visit to see how Cinderella was doing, caught her singing and dancing and smiling - a very happy girl.
“Why are you smiling?” asked the fairy godmother.
“Because I’ve met Peter Peter, pumpkin eater.”