This is why Men shouldn’t answer questions.
Wife :
“What would U do if I died? Would U get married again?”
Husband :
“Definitely not!”
Wife :
“Why not? Don’t U like being married?”
Husb :
“Of course I do.”
Wife :
“Then why wouldn’t U remarry?”
Husb :
“Okay, okay, I’d get married again.”
Wife :
“U would?” (with a hurt look)
HUSB:(makes audible groan)
Wife :
“Would U live in our house?”
Husb :
“Sure, it’s a great house”
Wife :
“Would you sleep with her in our bed?”
Husb :
“Where else would we sleep?”
Wife :
“Would U let her drive my car?”
Husb :
- ”Probably, it is almost new.”
Wife :
“Would U replace my pictures with hers?”
Husb :
“That would seem like the proper thing to do.”
Wife :
“Would U give her my jewelry?”
Husb :
“No, I’m sure she’d want her own.”
Wife :
“Would she wear my shoes?”
Husb :
“No, she’s size 5.”
Wife :
- Silence -
Husb :
“Shiт”.