This is why Men shouldn’t answer questions. Wife : “What would U do if I died? Would U get married again?” Husband : “Definitely not!” Wife : “Why not? Don’t U like being married?” Husb : “Of course I do.” Wife : “Then why wouldn’t U remarry?” Husb : “Okay, okay, I’d get married again.” Wife : “U would?” (with a hurt look) HUSB:(makes audible groan) Wife : “Would U live in our house?” Husb : “Sure, it’s a great house” Wife : “Would you sleep with her in our bed?” Husb : “Where else would we sleep?” Wife : “Would U let her drive my car?” Husb : - ”Probably, it is almost new.” Wife : “Would U replace my pictures with hers?” Husb : “That would seem like the proper thing to do.” Wife : “Would U give her my jewelry?” Husb : “No, I’m sure she’d want her own.” Wife : “Would she wear my shoes?” Husb : “No, she’s size 5.” Wife : - Silence - Husb : “Shiт”.
This is why Men shouldn’t answer questions.
Wife :
“What would U do if I died? Would U get married again?”
Husband :
“Definitely not!”
Wife :
“Why not? Don’t U like being married?”
Husb :
“Of course I do.”
Wife :
“Then why wouldn’t U remarry?”
Husb :
“Okay, okay, I’d get married again.”
Wife :
“U would?” (with a hurt look)
HUSB:(makes audible groan)
Wife :
“Would U live in our house?”
Husb :
“Sure, it’s a great house”
Wife :
“Would you sleep with her in our bed?”
Husb :
“Where else would we sleep?”
Wife :
“Would U let her drive my car?”
Husb :
- ”Probably, it is almost new.”
Wife :
“Would U replace my pictures with hers?”
Husb :
“That would seem like the proper thing to do.”
Wife :
“Would U give her my jewelry?”
Husb :
“No, I’m sure she’d want her own.”
Wife :
“Would she wear my shoes?”
Husb :
“No, she’s size 5.”
Wife :
- Silence -
Husb :
“Shiт”.