This old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. … … He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow. … …. The old...

This old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. …
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He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow. …
….
The old man just stared at him. …
…
The young man said sarcastically,” what’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, “Got drunк once and had sеx with a parrot.
I was just wondering if you are my son.”

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