Ένα ζευγάρι
Пред огледалото:
Стои една жена пред огледалото и казва на мъжа си:
Schatz
Minha namorada estava nua na frente de um espelho e ela não estava feliz com o que via.
Un matrimonio ya acostándose al final del día.
Une femme dit à son mari :
Η σύζυγος κοιτάζει τον εαυτό της μπροστά στον καθρέπτη.
Стоит женщина перед зеркалом
Une femme nue
Eine etwas in die Jahre gekommene Frau steht vor dem zu Bett gehen nackt vor dem Spiegel
A woman is standing looking in the bedroom mirror… She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband
Mijn vrouw bekeek zich in de spiegel en was niet tevreden met wat ze daar zag. Ik voel me verschrikkelijk
Een koppel maakt zich klaar om te gaan slapen. De vrouw staat voor haar grote spiegel
Due amici parlano del loro San Valentino. Uno racconta all'altro: "Ieri sera io e mia moglie dovevamo andare a cena fuori: avevo prenotato per le otto ed erano già le otto e un quarto quando lei...
"Schatz?" "Ja?" "Ich fühle mich so hässlich
A mulher esta nua
A woman was standing naked
Toen mijn vrouw in de spiegel keek zei ze: “Ik begin dik
O Marido chega para a esposa: " estou tão velho
Kona står naken og ser seg selv i speilet. Hun sier til mannen: "Jeg er gammel
En kone sto foran speilet og så på seg selv. Hun var ikke fornøyd med det hun så og sa til mannen: - Jeg føler meg helt forferdelig
Kobita budzi się rano po Sylwestrze
Kobieta w kwiecie wieku staje przed lustrem i mówi do męża: - Ech... przybyło mi zmarszczek
Kadın aynaya baktı ve kocasına dönüp: - Kendimi iğrenç buluyorum
En kvinna stod naken framför sovrumsspegeln. Hon var inte glad åt vad hon såg och sade till sin make: "Jag känner mig förfärlig. Jag ser gammal
Ea: Iubitule
Marito e moglie in camera da letto. Lui è nel letto che sta leggendo il giornale
Une femme dit a son mari: - Cheri je me sens vieille
Стоїть жінка перед дзеркалом
Une femme se regarde dans le miroir : - Ah regarde comment je suis grasse et laide
Sieva stāv pie spoguļa
Η γυναίκα μου στεκόνταν γυμνή μπροστά στον καθρέφτη και μου λέει: - Αισθάνομαι χάλια. Δείχνω γριά
Az öregedő feleség áll a tükör előtt: - Jaj Istenem
She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and раsтy, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?"
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: "Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight..."