Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.
The first boy says,
"My Dad writes a few words, he calls it a poem, they give him $100."
The second boy says,
"That's nothing. My Dad writes a few words, he calls it a song, they give him $200."
The third boy says,
"I got you both beat. My Dad writes a few words, he calls it a sermon. And it takes eight people to collect all the money!"