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Three guys witness a...
Three guys witness a мurdеr; the only problem is they each say only one thing. The first guy says,
"Mememememe." The second guy says,
"Forks and knifes." And the third guy says,
"Goody, goody gumdrops."
When the policeman gets there, he asks, "Who killed this man?" The first guy replies,
"Memememememe." Then the policeman asks, "What did you кill him with?" The second guy replies,
"Forks and knifes. Forks and knifes." Then the policeman says,
"That's it! You're all going to jail." The third guy says,
"Goody, goody gumdrops!"
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"Mememememe." The second guy says,
"Forks and knifes." And the third guy says,
"Goody, goody gumdrops."
When the policeman gets there, he asks, "Who killed this man?" The first guy replies,
"Memememememe." Then the policeman asks, "What did you кill him with?" The second guy replies,
"Forks and knifes. Forks and knifes." Then the policeman says,
"That's it! You're all going to jail." The third guy says,
"Goody, goody gumdrops!"