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Двама пенсионери разговарят: Un petit vieux de 95 ans. Un journaliste venu l'interroger : Дядо обяснява на личния си лекар: Двама старци си бъбрят на скамейката пред блока: Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems. Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. Un uomo in su con gli anni va dal medico - Dottore dottore ogni mattina alle sette mi scappa da pisciare. - Beh che problema c'e'? - E' che io mi alzo alle otto per cui mi piscio addosso! "Sixty is the worst age to be Пациент отива при доктора и му казва: - Докторе нещо ми има 3 bejaarde mannen zitten samen koffie te drinken. Zegt de eerste: "ik heb een probleem
Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and воdily dysfunctions. One 75-year-old man says:
"I have this problem. I wake up every morning at 7 a.m. and it takes me 20 minutes to рее." An 80-year-old man says:
"My case is worse. I get up at 8 a.m. and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a воwеl movement." The 90-year-old man says:
"Not me. At 7 a.m. I рее like a horse and at 8 a.m. I сrар like a соw."
"So what's your problem?" asked the others. "I don't wake up until 9:00."
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Двама пенсионери разговарят: Un petit vieux de 95 ans. Un journaliste venu l'interroger : Дядо обяснява на личния си лекар: Двама старци си бъбрят на скамейката пред блока: Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems. Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. Un uomo in su con gli anni va dal medico - Dottore dottore ogni mattina alle sette mi scappa da pisciare. - Beh che problema c'e'? - E' che io mi alzo alle otto per cui mi piscio addosso! "Sixty is the worst age to be Пациент отива при доктора и му казва: - Докторе нещо ми има 3 bejaarde mannen zitten samen koffie te drinken. Zegt de eerste: "ik heb een probleem
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