Three police officers were standing in line at the Pearly Gates.Sаinт Peter asked the first officer, “What did you do with your life?”“I was a police officer,” he responded.“What kind of police officer?” Sаinт Peter asked. "I was a vice officer. I kept drugs off the streets and out of the hands of kids."
"Welcome to heaven. You may end the gates.”He asked the second man what he did as a police officer.“I was a traffic officer,” said the man. “I kept the roads and highways safe.”“Welcome to heaven. You may enter the gates.”He asked the third man what he did as a police officer.“I was a military policeman, sir,” replied the man.“Wonderful! I’ve been waiting for you all day!” replied Sаinт Peter. “I need to take a break! Watch the gate, will you?”From "," published by Barbour Publishing, Inc., Uhrichsville, Ohio.
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