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Through the jongole I am...
Through the jongole I am went
… On shooting Tiger I am bent
Boshtaard Tiger has taken my wife
No doubt I will avenge poor darling’s life
Too much quiet, snakes and leeches
But I not fear these sons of beeches
Hearing loud noise I am jumping with start
But noise is coming from my dамn fool heart
Taking care not to be sheeting in fright
I am clutching rifle tight with eye to sight
Should Tiger come I will shoot and fall him down
Then like hero return to native town
Then through trees I am espying one cave
I am telling self - “Bannerjee be brave”
I am now proceeding with too much care
From far I smell this Tiger’s lair
My leg shaking, sweat coming, I start pray
I think I will shoot Tiger some other day
Turning round I am going to flee
But Tiger giving вlооdy roar smelling Bengalee
He bounding from cave like footballer Pele
I run shouting “Kali Ma tumi kothay gele”
Through the jongole I am running
With Blowdy Tiger on my tail closer looming
I am sheeting and telling that never in life
I will take risk again for my farked up “WIFE “!!!!! ♥
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… On shooting Tiger I am bent
Boshtaard Tiger has taken my wife
No doubt I will avenge poor darling’s life
Too much quiet, snakes and leeches
But I not fear these sons of beeches
Hearing loud noise I am jumping with start
But noise is coming from my dамn fool heart
Taking care not to be sheeting in fright
I am clutching rifle tight with eye to sight
Should Tiger come I will shoot and fall him down
Then like hero return to native town
Then through trees I am espying one cave
I am telling self - “Bannerjee be brave”
I am now proceeding with too much care
From far I smell this Tiger’s lair
My leg shaking, sweat coming, I start pray
I think I will shoot Tiger some other day
Turning round I am going to flee
But Tiger giving вlооdy roar smelling Bengalee
He bounding from cave like footballer Pele
I run shouting “Kali Ma tumi kothay gele”
Through the jongole I am running
With Blowdy Tiger on my tail closer looming
I am sheeting and telling that never in life
I will take risk again for my farked up “WIFE “!!!!! ♥