Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of Ireland. Paddy, who knows nothing about golf, says "Top o the mornin to yer sir!" Tiger nods & bends to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, 2 tees fall out of his shirt pocket. "What are those?" asks Раddy. "They're called tees. They're for resting my ваlls on when I'm driving." "Fuск me" says раddy "BMW think of everything!"
Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of Ireland.
Paddy, who knows nothing about golf, says "Top o the mornin to yer sir!"
Tiger nods & bends to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, 2 tees fall out of his shirt pocket.
"What are those?" asks Раddy.
"They're called tees. They're for resting my ваlls on when I'm driving."
"Fuск me" says раddy "BMW think of everything!"