Top 5 worst things to say to airport security. 1. This pat-down is really turning me on. 2. I have a sword in my pants. 3. Would you like to buy some сосаinе? I can give you a special deal. 4. Why don’t you get a real job you fат f*ck? 5. Can you hurry up please? My bomb is due to explode in about 30 minutes!
Top 5 worst things to say to airport security.
1. This pat-down is really turning me on.
2. I have a sword in my pants.
3. Would you like to buy some сосаinе? I can give you a special deal.
4. Why don’t you get a real job you fат f*ck?
5. Can you hurry up please? My bomb is due to explode in about 30 minutes!