Top Reasons Eminem's Wife Filed for Divorce

-That comment about Elton being "twice the woman" she ever was.
-Caught Eminem fantasizing about killing other women.
-Sick of hiding her love for the Insane Clown Posse.
-Sure, he talks and raps like a black man, but when he takes down his pants...
-Recently overtaken by a strange and unfamiliar compulsion to live past the age of 35.
-I mean come on, people. . . the dude LOST TO STEELY DAN!!!
-Thanks to a recent surgery, her head's no longer implanted deep within her own rестuм.
...And The Top Reason Eminem's Wife Filed For Divorce. . .
-Sick of dating a rich, famous, abusive ваsтаrd. Would like to try a poor, unknown abusive ваsтаrd for a change.

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