Two black guys are walking down the street and see a sign that says turn white for $75
Black guy one:
“Do you think it will work?
Black guy two:
“Only one way to find out.”
Bg1:
“I only have $50”
Bg2:
“Well, I have $100, I’ll go do it then give you my change
Bg1:
“Let’s do it then”
BG2 goes in and fifteen minutes later comes out white as a ghost, wearing a brand new suit and carrying briefcase.
Bg1:
“Holy shiт it actually worked! Let me get that $25”
Bg2:
“Fuск you, niggеr. Get a job.”