Two blondes and a brunette are standing in front of a river when a fairy comes and says, “I will grant each of you one wish.”
The first blonde says, “I wish for water wings so I could get across the river.” The fairy grants her this wish and the blonde swims across.
The second blonde says, “I wish for a swimming ring so I could get across the river.”
The fairy grants her this wish and the second blonde swims across.
The brunette then says, “I wish for a million dollars,” and walks across the bridge.