Two drunks are sitting side by side in a bar. One of the drunks goes to the bathroom but neglects to button up his fly when he’s finished. He staggers back to the bar, sits on a bar stool, and...

Two drunks are sitting side by side in a bar.
One of the drunks goes to the bathroom but neglects to button up his fly when he’s finished.
He staggers back to the bar, sits on a bar stool, and his реnis flops out on the bartop.
The other drunк yells, ‘Snake!’ and hits the реnis with a bottle.
The first drunк shouts, ‘Hit it again!
It just bit me!’

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