Two drunks realize that they are sobering up and only have $1.25 between them. So, they buy a hot dog from a hot dog stand and go into the next bar. They do shot after shot until the bartender...

Two drunks realize that they are sobering up and only have $1.25 between them. So, they buy a hot dog from a hot dog stand and go into the next bar.
They do shot after shot until the bartender demands that they pay up. The drunк with the hot dog opens his zipper and puts it through the opening. The other drunк gets down and starts suскing on it. The bartender throws them out.
The drunks go to several bars with this routine until they are beyond drunк.
"Man," one of the drunks says,
"That hot dog trick worked great."
"Actually," the second drunк says,
"I ate the hot dog at the second bar."

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