Two essex blonde girls walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it, “That’s quite nice, don’t you think, Susan..?”
“Yeah. What’s it called, Sharon?”
“Viens a moi.”
“Viens a moi? What does that mean said Susan..?”
At this stage the assistant offers some help. “Viens a moi, ladies, is French for ‘come to me’.”
Sharon takes another sniff and offers her arm to susan again saying, “That doesn’t smell like come to me.