Two gаy men live together in an apartment and have sеx on a regular basis. One day, one man says he needs to go to the toilet and the other man just says "Okay, don't have a wаnк, we need to save all the сuм for later."
"Okay" The other man says, and he goes into the toilet.
After a bit the other man thinks hes taking a while so he opens the door to see whats going on. When he opens the door he sees сuм all over the wall and he says "I thought I told you not to have a wаnк!?"
The other man says "I didn't.. I just farted."