Two guys are at a bar on the roof of a hotel. One guy says to the other guy, "I'll bet you a beer that I can jump off this building, let this wind take me all the way around this building, and I'll...

Two guys are at a bar on the roof of a hotel. One guy says to the other guy, "I'll bet you a вееr that I can jump off this building, let this wind take me all the way around this building, and I'll land back up here." The other guy says,
"You're on." The first guy jumps and, sure enough, he goes around the building and lands back on the roof. "You owe me a вееr," he says. He goes on to perform the trick several more times, collecting free beers, until the second guy decides he's going to try it too. He stands on the edge, looking forward to a free вееr from the first man, and jumps off, dying when he slams into the pavement below. The bartender says to the first man, "You sure are an аsshоlе when you're drunк, Superman."

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