Two guys are sitting in a bar.
One looks over at the other and asks how his sеx life is going.
The second guy looks at him blankly for a moment and replies,” Eh, I’m having social security sеx.”
His buddy looked puzzled for a minute then finally asks.
“What the hеll is social security sеx?”
“Yeah well I get a little every month but it’s not enough to live on.