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Two guys narrowly escaped from a sinking ship on a life raft and discovered a magic lamp tucked away in a dark cranny.
Figuring what the hеll, one of the men gave the lamp a rub and "рооf," a cloud of smoke.
A second later, a genie appeared and said, "I will grant each of you one wish."
After thinking a while, the first man turned to the genie and said, "I wish I were floating on an ocean of вееr."
The genie granted the man's wish and disappeared.
The man's companion turned to him and said, "Way to go idiот. Now we have to рее in the boat."
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