Two mates were reminiscing about the party they’d been at last weekend …
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“Great party that, last week, wasn’t it?”…
“Wow, yes, great food, great вооzе, great girls…and a posh house to boot.” …
“Posh house?? it was a suburban semi?”
“Never…. They had a gold-plated toilet?” …
“What?, I can’t remember that, you must have been really drunк.” …
“No, honestly, I remember thinking…’posh!’ ” …
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The argument went backwards and forwards…yes, no, yes, no. Finally they decided to prove once and for all who was correct…. They looked up the address and went to the house. A woman came to the door and one of the men said…”Excuse me, we were at your party last weekend and we’re having a difference of opinion, tell us please…have you, or have you not, got a gold-plated toilet? My mate here says ‘yes’ but I disagree.” …
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The woman turned round and shouted to her husband… “George…. I’ve found the ваsтаrd that crapped in your Sousaphone!”
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