Two men were fishing,one not catching anything while the other would sniff his bait prior to baiting and catch a fish with every cast, after several casts his friend snarls, same boat same rod and real and I am not catching a dam thing and what's with the sniffing of the bait before casting?
His friend replies. My brother in law is a undertaker and saves me the сliтs of his female corpses.
So his friend then asks, why do you sniff them before you cast are you some kind of freak?
No he replies, my brother in law likes to be a comedian and throws an аsshоlе in once in a while.