Two nuns are doing their grocery shopping. As they pass the cooler full of вееr, one nun says longingly to the other one, "A cold вееr would go down great tonight!"
"Indeed," the other nun replies,
"But how can we show up with вееr at the check-out counter?"
"Don't worry, I have a plan," the other nun answers. "Grab a six-pack." The cashier is surprised when he sees the вееr, but the one nun is ready with an explanation. "We use the вееr to wash our hair" she says. "At the convent, we call it 'Catholic shampoo.'" Without hesitation the cashier bends down, grabs a package of pretzels, and throws it in one of the nuns' groceries bags, saying "The curlers are on the house."