Two nuns are driving down a dark, winding road in rural Transylvania when they turn a corner to see a vampire hovering over what appears to be a body in the middle of the road. It looks up and...

Two nuns are driving down a dark, winding road in rural Transylvania when they turn a corner to see a vampire hovering over what appears to be a body in the middle of the road. It looks up and hisses as the headlights illuminate blood-covered fangs. …
Sister Mary looks at Sister Elizabeth and says, “What should I do?”
Sister Elizabeth answers, “Show him your cross.”
So Sister Mary leans out of the window and yells, “Get the fuск out of the road you pointy-toothed ваsтаrd, or I’ll run your аss over!”
Then she leans back into the vehicle and says, “I hope that was cross enough.”

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